Thursday, August 26, 2010

AMERICA'S TEST KITCHEN-COOK'S COUNTRY

America’s Test Kitchen is one of my favorite TV shows. Christopher Kimball, the host, is great. I’d like to be more like him. I love how New England-y he is. He’s got very good taste buds (as evidenced by his skills on The Tasting Lab) and excellent personal style. I bet he buys his clothes at a Men’s Shop in whatever small Vermont country town he lives in. He seems like a good father too, for example, one time he said he would only feed his kids real maple syrup.
I have pretty strong feelings about most of the people on the show:
Bridget Lancaster is snarky and makes a lot of sexual innuendos towards Chris and a lot of references to drinking beer.
I find Julia Collin Davison very attractive. She’s smart, a great cook and she seems game for a good time, not a major partier like Bridget, just a normal good time.
Becky Hays is newer. She’s very quiet and nervous seeming. She’s respectful towards Christopher which I appreciate. She’s also tall and pretty.
Yvonne Ruperti is very new. I’m in love with her. She’s a total babe, she has pretty hair and nice hands. They should put her on more often. Her bio makes me think she’s not married.
Jack Bishop and Adam Reid are similar in a lot of ways. They seem a little too New Yorky (Jewish) to be working up in Vermont in America’s Test Kitchen, but they somehow fit in, even if they are both a bit uptight. Jack can be very playful in the way that he runs the Tasting Lab, he teases Chris a lot, but he knows he’s a great taster. Chris always picks the most authentic and/or expensive of the choices. Adam runs the Equipment Corner. I trust him. They seem to actually put a lot of hard work into the testing. He seems like a fun guy and a hard worker. They both seem gay but I don’t think they are.
Lisa McManus is pretty new too, I feel like she’s horning in on Adam’s territory in the Equipment Corner.
Guy Crosby is the Science Guy, I always fast-forward past him because it’s so boring.

79 comments:

  1. Oh come on! Both Adam and Jack are so gay! Get real!

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    1. I don't know about Adam, but Jack's bio says he is married with two kids.

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    2. Bridget is a hottie ! I say let Lisa be the equipment tester. I would fire Adam and anybody that might be queer.

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    3. O PLEASE, get a life. I'm str8 and I would much rather work with gay people than a bunch of hateful self centered idiots like you.

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  2. Agree that Yvonne is a total babe--beautiful eyes, smile and skin, and I like her voice and manner as well.

    The 'too New Yorky (Jewish) to be working in Vermont' comment is pretty foolish and borderline offensive. Ever hear of Ben and Jerry? They started a little ice cream company. How about Senator Bernie Sanders?

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    1. Yeah, Ben and Jerry need to go back to Jersey. We're sick of them. all New Yorkers GTFO - you're not wanted here and eventually we're going to kill you all.

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    2. Real Jewy Jews ar in NY.....outside of that, they get no respect from me!!!

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    3. You are a total asshole. Both of yous.

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  3. Correct. Yvonne Ruperti is smokin' hot and obviously can cook up a storm. The perfect gal, maybe, if there ever was one.

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  4. Yvonne is smokin', saw an episode today while surfing the channels. Great beauty, posture and love the way she talks so perfectly. I'm hooked

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  5. While Yvonne may be the far most attractive of the bunch (she is quite beautiful) she has ZERO personality. Her cooking segments are boring, boring, boring. She talks to Chris like she's reading a cooking book. There's no playful banter, no friendly exchanges and she barely EVER smiles. Give me Julia or Bridgette any day.

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    1. Or maybe you'd like to give Jack and Adam a call, fancy boy.

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  6. While Bridgette is my favorite cook on the show, Yvonne is a total hottie. Very petite, pretty eyes, her skin and hair look very silky.
    As far as Ged says she has no personality...who cares!. I watch her segments with the sound off and my pant down. j/k :)

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  7. Her personality shows best in the bedroom.

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  8. Yvonne = Total hottie. But I agree that Bridget is probably far better in bed.

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  9. Yvonne is very sexy. Something about the way she talks and interacts. Beautiful skin, eyes and hair...and it looks like she's got quite a rack!
    I am enchanted.

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  10. Yvonne got me away from the TV to search who she was. Very cute, short, and a bit chubby. Lots to like there. But there is something about Julia Collin Davison that I can't explain. Bridget doesn't do it for me.

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    1. julia? are you nuts, fat plain looking blob

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  11. Yvonne IS very sexy. Thank goodness she isn't a cadaverous stick like the (gay) male designers want us to love. She has beautiful eyes, beautiful hair and despite the comment about her "lack of personality", has plenty of personality if you open your eyes and ears. If you want her to jump around like Rachel Ray or talk like a cracker, you're watching the wrong show.

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  12. Yvonne is a total babe - gorgeous, sexy, feminine and STACKED!! Can watch her all day, she relly needs to have her own show - She's a winner!

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  13. Yvonne...Yep she does it for me.

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  14. Yvonne is an ANGEL, I'd take her home to mom,
    fly her to Vegas and ring her, and break out the whipped cream! Then, the next day........

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  15. Yvonne is attractive, but I'm totally in love with Becky. She's darn good looking, mature, witty. What's not to like?

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  16. Mmmm, Yvonne. She can marinate my meat anytime! Great rack.

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    1. Classy! I'm sure that Yvonne will be all over you if she ever reads this.

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    2. Yah because if he'd said something more sensitive Yvonne would have hunted him down and asked him out. You're a moron.

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  17. Yvonne For President & My Wifey. o So Sexy!

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  18. This blog reads like it was written by a 15 year old. Jesus

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    1. Hey, your doctor called. He asked me to tell you that you like dudes.

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  19. Yvonne...beautiful genius.

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  20. Yvonne's da bomb. I've always imagined her on her hands and knees.

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  21. Wow...Let's show some class here people. Imagine if any of the Test Kitchen people were to read your comments. A little politeness goes a long way.

    And yes, Yvonne is a hot.

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    1. you're gay like Adam.

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  22. yvonne is sooooooooo hot!

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  23. Yvonne gives me a chubby :)

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  24. Yvonne is the Giada of ATK!

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  25. Looks like YP is no longer at the Test Kitchen. Got married and headed to Singapore. http://shophousecook.com/about/

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    1. Nice investigative work. I will miss Yvonne, she was my favorite.

      The thought of her in Singapore all sweaty and covered with ganache will keep me busy for a while.

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  26. Yvonne is a very pretty woman and looks like she knows her way around the kitchen.What a catch to who ever gets her.

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  27. Yvonne is sooooooo hot.....Anytime she has a segment, I just stare at her drooling. Marry me Yvonne!!!!!!!!

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  28. Ok, I thought I was the only one with a crush on yvonne, glad to see I am not alone! Does anyone remember Erika Bruce from america's test kitchen?!? OMG, they could have just baked stuff by having her stand close to it, as she was just so HOT......

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  29. when yvonne was on, i didn't pay attention to the food, just her, wow!

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  30. Couldn't agree more....Yvonne is indeed a smokin' Italian babe and a dedicated chocofile....What more could you want in your woman?

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  31. too bad she has gone to the far East.

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  47. Yes, I know this thread is 2 years old, but you will be glad I dropped by. Here are a couple of youtube clips featuring Ms. Ruperti. The first is promoting her book, One Bowl Baking and I highly recommend having a towel handy . . . The second is a collection of bloopers from America's Test Kitchen--her clip starts at 1 min 39 secs. Enjoy!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6APaOXKJNtM

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  48. Here is the youtube bloopers video from America's Test Kitchen. Ms. Ruperti's clip starts at 1 min 39 secs. I must have overlooked pasting the url in my previous post. Looks like she had fun making the show--I certainly did watching her on it ;-) Looking forward to her returning from Singapore and learning what her next great project. Her own TV show?
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZ6BfU_bUG0

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  49. Chris is such a fag!

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  50. Lisa is just intruding on Adam's territory and needs to be stopped.

    Adam needs to stick her hands into the Cuisinart, citing it as a harmless testing of food processors.

    She will learn quickly about her bad behavior once she has only stumps to demo products with!

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  51. And what about that Becky Hayes?

    Total leather dominatrix!

    Chris wants her to tie him up and spank his bare bottom red!

    She wanted to do that too!

    Then fuck the living crap out of him with a giant dildo!

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  52. My God Julia has become so FAT over the years! Good Lord what a lard tub!

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  53. Jack wants to suck Chris' cock in the worst way! At the same time he would like Adam to fuck his little ass until his rectum bleeds.

    Problem is Jack is such a fucking sissy baby he couldn't take it like a man. The split second Adam forced his cock into Jack's little boy pussy rectum he would start crying.

    Since Adam hasn't been to a gym since high school, he hasn't seen his penis in ages either. Adam is probably a diabetic with all the food he eats. His milkshake cookbook alone is a diabetic nightmare. He probably can't get his little Dickie hard.

    Chris on the other hand probably masturbates every hour. In fact, the America's Test Kitchen Mayonnaise is more likely than not Chris' cum.

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  54. Jack also wanted Chris to have a bowel movement in his mouth! Chris was tired of coming to work every day and shouting at Jack "NO, I'm not going to take a shit in your mouth!" He exclaimed. "Stop Asking!!!"

    That is why there is tension between the two.

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  55. I want to see Jack test dildos on Chris and the studio audience. Jack would fuck Chris with 3 different dildos - a normal pink flesh one, a negro colored double headed dildo and one that had testicles attached.

    Chris would comment as Jack would move the dildo in and out of his rectum.

    In the "end" Chris would pick one. He picked the negro colored dildo.

    Jack noted "Well, that's the one that the America's Test Kitchen audience choose."

    Chris would say "The winner - the negro colored dildo."

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  56. Just wondering if Adam was willing to take a shit in Jack's mouth since Chris would not?

    I would feel very sorry for Jack. He would have to go in quite deep to get to Adam's butthole. Maybe even hard to open his mouth. Chris's asshole would be much closer since he is much littler than Adam.

    Could be messy.

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  57. I was just wondering if Chris and Adam ever fucked Jack rotisserie style?

    Chris would stick his dick into Jack's butt, while Jack would suck off Adam.

    Hence, Jack would be rotisseried just like a chicken cooking at Sam's Club!

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  58. I was just wondering if Chris and Adam ever played buffet with Jack?

    Chris and Adam would stuff Jack's rectum with food, and then proceed to eat it out - hence a buffet.

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    1. I neglected to say they crammed food into Jack's rectum, and as Adam and Chris ate food out of Jack's ass they would make him push his bowels so more food would come out.

      Hence, an all you can eat buffet!

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  59. Sorry but That Adam guy just gives me the creeps. He not only has that gross unruly beard but it also doesn't hide the triple chin. The way he talks (very lispy) and that wonky eye makes him look like a 17th century pirate. I have to FF when his segment is on. To be fair he does give good recommendations.

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    1. He is a complete fag.

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  60. Wtf! I just wanted to know if Julia Collin-Davison was a lizzy but these cooks country comments are erotic fan fiction

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  61. Men should not put other men's penises in their mouth or rectums. It's just wrong.

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  62. How come there are no niggers on the show?

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